I'm an angel who just wants to go home.
if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot
i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady
My dad just came home and asked me “how is my lady doing” and i’m sitting there hunched over my computer, itching my bellybutton and chewing my nails. I am not the lady you are looking for and hoping for.
this had 6,000 on friday ???
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food